Father O’Malley’s Week 8 Results

By: Father O’Malley

A Friend of the Clergy

This week Father O’Malley picked 3 out of 5 games correctly. Father O didn’t seem too upset by his results this week considering he was picking schools that have better biology programs than they do football teams. Father O said he wanted to put the past behind him and start thinking about this upcoming Saturday.

Game 1 Ball State over Eastern Michigan

Father O says: Eastern Michigan you really suck! I will be praying for you and anyone associated with your football program. You are by far the worst team I have ever seen…

Game 2 Northern Illinois over Miami of Ohio

Father O says: Miami of Ohio we all knew ahead of time that you weren’t going to win, so I’m not going to beat you up. I do have one suggestion though… start giving your players steroids, and lot of them so you can complete with other teams. It cant hurt you, what is the NCAA going to do, put you on probation so you cant go to bowl games? Sorry to tell you, but you aren’t going to any bowl games anyways! Give it some thought… It helped Jose Canseco?

Game 3 Middle Tennessee State over Western Kentucky

Father O says: Told you so…

Game 4 Central Florida over Rice

Father O says: Rice, refer to the suggestions that I gave to Miami of Ohio…

Game 5 UNLV over New Mexico

Father O says: I really wish this game was in Vegas. I think the New Mexico players were wishing the same thing… At least in Vegas you can get your ass kicked and still have a good time!

Check back on Friday for Father O’s Week 9 picks!