Father O’Malley’s Week 9 Results
By: Father O’Malley
A Friend of the Clergy
Father O’Malley was back in his element Saturday night picking 4 out of 5 games correctly. Father O feels dressing up like the Notre Dame mascot and doing push-ups pushed him over the edge this weekend. He said that he will continue his new tradition this weekend, and won’t change a thing. He will still dress up like the Leprechaun, get plastered and give candy out to little kids.
Game 1 Florida over Georgia
Father O says: Hey Georgia, apparently your stupid, Grambling rip-off helmets didn’t help you any. I know you thought you were trying to be cute and wear black helmets on Halloween to distract Florida because you weren’t wearing red, but you got you butts kicked. That’s all fine and dandy if you can back it up, like Tennessee did with their Halloween costumes, but you just got slaughtered. Florida made you look like a high school team…enjoy the St. Petersburg Bowl, if you can manage to win 6 games…
Game 2 Notre Dame over Washington State
Father O says: All I know is that this was a successful trip for Charlie Weis. He finally quenched his craving for Tex-Mex and he got another win out of the deal. In the end, it all worked out for both sides. Charlie Weis got his Tex-Mex and Washington State got a big check from Notre Dame. Can you really ask for much more?
Game 3 Texas over Oklahoma State
Father O says: Apparently the saying “Don’t Mess With Texas,” is true. Texas ran away with this one early and never looked back. Texas could be by far be the best team in the nation right now.
Game 4 Oregon over USC
Father O says: Hahaha, told you so! How about them apples Pete Carroll?
Game 5 Minnesota over Michigan State
Father O says: God I love the Big Ten… How does a team with 17 penalties manage to still win the game? Well, it’s the Big Ten. They play MAC schools and crappy football, what else can I say?
Check back on Friday for Father O’Malley’s Week 10 Picks!
